CHAPTER THREE (TEASER #5!) – SHARE ME PLEASE! :O)

“Almightily pissed off, I took my anger out on a whole loaf of bread and a bag of chocolate chip cookies whose only crime was being a more reliable source of pleasure than premature sex. Unlike random men on the internet, carbohydrates never let me down. Ever. They couldn’t give me head either though.”

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